In our daily life, in different situations, unintentionally we ask some stupid questions, that are strange and funny too.
In this post, I am going to share 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy
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Situation 01: At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends…
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
Situation 02: In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t you try again.
Situation 03: At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
Situation 04: At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
Situation 05: At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years…
Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven’t particularly s hr unk yourself.
Situation 06: When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:- No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout….it’s just the money.
Situation 07: When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping…. you dumb witted moron.
Situation 08: When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. …
Situation 09: At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.
Situation 10: You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!
